Mar 26 2008
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(via ryanadams)
Very nice observations/poetry from Ryan.
Mar 22 2008
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Mar 20 2008
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“ I just had a panic attack which is so stupid. really. 33 years old and I still have f’n panic attacks. i feel okay now. i think i just needed to crap and also i was really hungry at the same time, which is gross, i know, but you know, that shit happens. woah. why would anyone say this on a blog/
i like this valerian root tea i got at whole foods. it is very chill. like drugs but minus the whole feeling of being on or near drugs, so in fact, nothing like drugs. i guess i am going to go back to making new friends with my house plant Wendy Jeanette Sarah Water-Moccasin Wedge-Foot SmithField,the IIIrd - (the”III” indicates that in fact she came from royalty. corner store royalty. oh her parents were the hit of the week in the foyer of the Smith/Jones household. Until that fateful day, when Cupcake, the english terrier of the household went after their cat, Boo-Boo- and the plant and even the 17th century greek vase (historically impossible..?) came tumbling down down down onto the marble tile.
What a day that was. And on the same day their son, Jupiter Summer Storm Rain lost his keys in his inability to transcend anything but the taste of cardboard in the summer blockbuster he scored from drooling himself into Club 768.9 (which only three people know about and you have to have to go through a secret door in a helicopter to drink there next to Cherry Steppenwolf, who you KNOW is so doing the disco dust….no really, her father said “sure, put the glitter-ball in, hell, even use my old stereo and bong, just don’t go disturbing all those piles of hard won wood-shavings, i mean, if i am gonna smoke cigars down here like your mother doesn’t know i at least have to look like i am making the effort to pretend like she doesnt know i know that she is aware that i am not, just so you know…..he said, as he lit the end of the long brown columbian cigar he bought off e-bay for 235 dollars (it was guaranteed that it was used in the bad ass scene in Armageddon where Will-“Badass my favorite fucking modern actor and role model”- Smith takes down the alien spacecraft and when he gets free of his parachute he sees the alien come up out of the damaged ship, punches said alien in his upper sensory lobe (or head, which is what we would call it but they are not from here) and then, before he kicks back and lights HIS cigar he says “welcome to earth.” i love that scene. i mean, that was a simple little part of dialog and anyone could have messed that up or made it too overboard, but everything WIll Smith does man, he does it full on. He is incredible. I would hope people recognize what a positive force he is on american culture. And his wife is incredible. Powerful and beautiful and dignified. And she just rocked her Matrix role. So awesome. That is a true functional american family and imagine all those stupid pressures that go with that. Jada and Will stay strong. Like a Minor Threat album that never stops. Like a double rainbow. I look to that bond with total hope for humanity. Also they both have major talent AND I mean, the stunts in I AM LEGEND and the MATRIX, that is not easy stuff. If you watch the extra “making-of” dvd that comes with the MATRIX you can see just how hard they worked to get into shape to walk up walls and do back-flips. Keanu, who is another of my favorites ( I mean after Constantine, gimme a break, they should have just stopped making movies for a while and took note….CLASSfuckingIC….I wish they would do more movies in hollywood with WIll Smith, Harry Connick Jr, and Bruce Willis…in like one move. that would be extreme. I would wait on line forever with Wendy my pink houseplant and we would see EVERY prequel which as you know, is such a thrill ride in itself these days what with modern cinema surround-sound and the smell of peoples jackets, you know, the scent of their musty or not musty but sweet apartments or maybe even houses if they live in one of those place right outside manhattan where the REAL new york is (that is what someone said to me once….ha ha ha….i pointed up the avenue to the Empire State Building…..i said “hey, whats that? that sure isn’t Century 21?….” no response. I dont think they could hear me through all those layers of american apparel over-shirts. or was it the raw-food re-breather….ah, you get the point.
….Well I’m pretty much as insane as I can get today so I guess I am off to bed. Goodnight.
(DISCLAIMER- The translating of this quote or even possible making it up ness DID NOT involve any substance not even caffeine just good old Thursday night Fickle-Blogging where-with-all and that beautiful thing about eating stuff you made from the grocery store without the interruption of cable television. No adjectives were hurt in the writing of this Fickle-Blog)
i like this valerian root tea i got at whole foods. it is very chill. like drugs but minus the whole feeling of being on or near drugs, so in fact, nothing like drugs. i guess i am going to go back to making new friends with my house plant Wendy Jeanette Sarah Water-Moccasin Wedge-Foot SmithField,the IIIrd - (the”III” indicates that in fact she came from royalty. corner store royalty. oh her parents were the hit of the week in the foyer of the Smith/Jones household. Until that fateful day, when Cupcake, the english terrier of the household went after their cat, Boo-Boo- and the plant and even the 17th century greek vase (historically impossible..?) came tumbling down down down onto the marble tile.
What a day that was. And on the same day their son, Jupiter Summer Storm Rain lost his keys in his inability to transcend anything but the taste of cardboard in the summer blockbuster he scored from drooling himself into Club 768.9 (which only three people know about and you have to have to go through a secret door in a helicopter to drink there next to Cherry Steppenwolf, who you KNOW is so doing the disco dust….no really, her father said “sure, put the glitter-ball in, hell, even use my old stereo and bong, just don’t go disturbing all those piles of hard won wood-shavings, i mean, if i am gonna smoke cigars down here like your mother doesn’t know i at least have to look like i am making the effort to pretend like she doesnt know i know that she is aware that i am not, just so you know…..he said, as he lit the end of the long brown columbian cigar he bought off e-bay for 235 dollars (it was guaranteed that it was used in the bad ass scene in Armageddon where Will-“Badass my favorite fucking modern actor and role model”- Smith takes down the alien spacecraft and when he gets free of his parachute he sees the alien come up out of the damaged ship, punches said alien in his upper sensory lobe (or head, which is what we would call it but they are not from here) and then, before he kicks back and lights HIS cigar he says “welcome to earth.” i love that scene. i mean, that was a simple little part of dialog and anyone could have messed that up or made it too overboard, but everything WIll Smith does man, he does it full on. He is incredible. I would hope people recognize what a positive force he is on american culture. And his wife is incredible. Powerful and beautiful and dignified. And she just rocked her Matrix role. So awesome. That is a true functional american family and imagine all those stupid pressures that go with that. Jada and Will stay strong. Like a Minor Threat album that never stops. Like a double rainbow. I look to that bond with total hope for humanity. Also they both have major talent AND I mean, the stunts in I AM LEGEND and the MATRIX, that is not easy stuff. If you watch the extra “making-of” dvd that comes with the MATRIX you can see just how hard they worked to get into shape to walk up walls and do back-flips. Keanu, who is another of my favorites ( I mean after Constantine, gimme a break, they should have just stopped making movies for a while and took note….CLASSfuckingIC….I wish they would do more movies in hollywood with WIll Smith, Harry Connick Jr, and Bruce Willis…in like one move. that would be extreme. I would wait on line forever with Wendy my pink houseplant and we would see EVERY prequel which as you know, is such a thrill ride in itself these days what with modern cinema surround-sound and the smell of peoples jackets, you know, the scent of their musty or not musty but sweet apartments or maybe even houses if they live in one of those place right outside manhattan where the REAL new york is (that is what someone said to me once….ha ha ha….i pointed up the avenue to the Empire State Building…..i said “hey, whats that? that sure isn’t Century 21?….” no response. I dont think they could hear me through all those layers of american apparel over-shirts. or was it the raw-food re-breather….ah, you get the point.
….Well I’m pretty much as insane as I can get today so I guess I am off to bed. Goodnight.
(DISCLAIMER- The translating of this quote or even possible making it up ness DID NOT involve any substance not even caffeine just good old Thursday night Fickle-Blogging where-with-all and that beautiful thing about eating stuff you made from the grocery store without the interruption of cable television. No adjectives were hurt in the writing of this Fickle-Blog)
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Theodore Webbphut, 1873, in response to the question under oath, “what part of the Constitution makes you hungry Theodore Webbphut….or as they know you down at the loading docks, Mister Dark Sandals, “the man who pays for lost treasures”…….stopping short of the jury, and in a hair-pin turn in a pin-striped suit exclaiming “and remember Theodore “What-ever-your-real-name-Is”, YOU ARE UNDER OATH!!!!! (via ryanadams)
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You just need more jams.
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Waiting for midnight.
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Who won the Cookoff? And where’s the tour going?
Before the Montego Bay Blues and Cornbread Cookoff in Deerhoof Kansas, Utah, 1986.
Mar 19 2008
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She & Him (M.Ward and Zooey Dechanel) performing “Dream A Little Dream of Me” this winter.
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“ Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. — Sylvia Plath
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Looking toward the racetrack, Shakopee, MN
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